Dog

Our family is currently discussing the purchase of a new dog. But not just any dog - a tiny dog. In fact, a permanently tiny dog. Teacup terriers or micro puppies as they are sometimes called. These dogs weigh about 1.6 oz's when you buy them, and can cost up to $3200.00! That's just under $2K per ounce. They are roughly the size of a soda can (see below).

I've always wanted a dog. A REAL DOG mind you, not a hamster.

Let me tell you a little tale.
In junior high and high school, I LOVED music, and dreamed of going to a rock concert. But alas, I was never allowed to go. My senior year in high school, I went to my very first concert - but it was with my girlfriend, and it was Richard Marx.

That's right, I said it - Richard F'ing Marx. Dreaming for years of going to see Metallica, Soundgarden, Alice in Chains, Nirvana, Van Halen, or Iron Maiden, and the first one I get - Richard Marx.

So, now we're back to the dog. Years of dreaming about getting a dog - a big dog - a boxer, or a labrador, a bulldog; and now, possibly getting a dog that could be carried away by a small pigeon.

I'm not sure what's going to happen. Having a dog would be fun. We'll see. We'll probably get it.

I've asked if the dog comes with a little handbag for carrying - Paris Hilton-esque. Preferably one that has sparkles on it. That would make me look really rad at all the soccer games. Still looking into that.

However, I did confirm that they will send a tool for removing my testicles.

Comments

[Thomas Zahnd]

He He He

[Dana]

dude
even my cajones are too big to want that dog
and that's saying something.

[Jordan Flipsyde]

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