How come there are no Heterosexual Parades!?
There's Homosexual Parades, with Gay Pride and all this - entire parades dedicated to one's sexual orientation, or in the case of the bisexual crowd, orientations.
But how come no Hetero parade? And what's More, How Come No Hetero Flag?!?!! The gays took the rainbow - how come they get the rainbow? What's up with that!? Lousy bastards! =)
But we heteros need to unite under some kind of banner. There have been those who have tackled this topic already, like this guy (who created a black and white flag to contrast the rainbow one, which, Ha-Ha, way to be the exact opposite, but come on, it's not creative and it looks like a prison uniform).
Hmmm...perhaps I will make it my mission to design a heterosexual flag. And I won't do it out of hate or anything like that, but just to make a banner that says, "I only have sex with chicks," or "I only have sex with dudes." Will it be politically oriented for the conservative group? Maybe. Could it be used as an anti-gay protest tool? I hope not. Will it be funny and/or neat and cool? Man I hope so. Otherwise, what's the point?!
Okay. I'm gonna need to think about this. I've got a lot of REAL work to do you know, so this might take some time. Also, I can be kinda lazy some times.
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